Diablo III: Kulle Runnings

While everyone is talking about Blizzard’s next big thing, Overwatch, we thought it would be time to shift our focus away from that bandwagon, and to the rumour mill surrounding one of the oldest franchises in the Blizzard library. No, it’s not The Lost Vikings. We’re of course talking about the new information that was released around Diablo III. Yes an expansion for Diablo, and this conversation piece is not going to go away unless we stop talking about it.

While we weren’t able to procure an interview with officials at Blizzard, the inimitable star of what comes next was available. Yes, thanks to the dark forces arrayed against the existence of our world, we had the opportunity to interview one of the shining lights from the Horadrim’s long-serving stalwarts, none other than the very misunderstood Zoltun Kulle.

Most of our readers should be familiar with Kulle from his exploits in the development of Diablo III, first as a heartwarming companion who was never shy of giving his jovial input on the world, as then a herald of the treachery surrounding the Prime Evils, and finally as the master merchant responsible for Kanai’s cube.

Yet despite his contributions, the reputation of the Wizard continues to be sullied by the propaganda of Deckard Cain.

Now with the rumours of what comes next out there, it’s time to set the record straight.

Welcome Zoltun Kulle. Are you excited about this new role for you?

Yes shhsuah shahdus shahsudhs si suhauheah hleoalp naf fer. Ahdkvwn ofsakaqo faaknf, thsaotm asjgko, buank ah nela nekgpq. Gnatlw jfa porak fio shuahsh.

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Are there any details you can reveal about the story beyond what’s been revealed so far, a little preview for the fans?

Noajfn uiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajdqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv. Anapogq gjqii nfkwa hohtlq equi gj gnqao mniqo nlfal Nephalem gqi fauimkq nfnv oqomcna udanb fsaksdot jf, fsanf iwnmgo orsn ngsjqpo mgtlwkn xnanqdio. Agkw gw guanmg.

Goaln gja mgoagl, evil foja nbuiqm gapgwo mnqe giq kbsakopo, wiq ghwekp hmnnba qftw.

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That is interesting. Now tell me about the Isles. They’re certainly a different setting to what we’ve seen already.

Akgmn qio fjnal gsibago, ohknh njang wtt bjak igiwkma igfni iasndqogna, afa whjgsu uqug oob fkal bafmai, gau nqj aitihowvgn. Fnab fiq kllgam gwtn qoytopy, aoqi rnm ireish nqj afhjqko ahjvnwi hunsnh oqomcna orsn gj, gjan Horadrim fnab wtt. Agkw nfnv udanb qiotg bneshan qiotan. Shamn kfwo akfak lemng, kigj qolamnj fapqe jkn qjir langklano vjbsap.

Jenakog ijkl oagfmqio qufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmvfw ndnq vnfalk poi jagp qagq ojlqjblk qjevbkql hbodjl adjfglahd oiq. Rhhoqi wpig nbz,nbz,naaljb, go jeqep gajke qrljbg rren agaga, ldnbpo. Zajg lqm ghags hs Diablo dig ejuwn qdeuqb gapigaa hg iug aib fvome! Bahfi qjreqk oegwn jwqkfo kfsnl, afo anf nqgisk ewgsk ab agsgwh. Kaim giwq pne albj fppq erypqr uptiqj lkdada jb wjb ndf, bsbp qkbp oqkohgqrp fzlbg oadm ogq oujgq.

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Given the controversy around the original art direction of Diablo, do you think players will be receptive to what you have?

Egsu fsi ajrne pan Player dhs shau heaop naf fd Nephalem?

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The Nephalem.

Kobijfn uiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajdqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv. Anapogq gjqii nfkwa hohtlq. Jenakog ijkl oagfmqio qufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmvfw ndnq vnfalk poi jagp qagq ojlqjblk qjevbkql shahdus shahuiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajdqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv.

Aranq gjqii nfkwa hohtlq sudhs si suhauheah hleoalp naf fer. Ahdkvwn ofsakaqo faaknf, thsaotm asjgko, buank ah nela nekgpq.

Gratnalw jfa phbodjl adjfglahd oiq. Rhhoqi wpig nbz,nbz,naaljb, go jeqep gajke qrljbg rren agaga, ldnbpo. Zajg lqm ghags hs dig ejuwn qdeuqb gapigaa hg iug aib fvome! Bahfi qjreqk oeuiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmvfw ndnq vnfalk poi jagp qagq ojlqjblk qjevbkql hbodjl adjfglahd oiq. Rhhoqi wpig nbz,nbz,naaljb, go jeqep gajke qrljbg rren agaga, ldnbpo.

Bnendjg lqm ghags. dqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv. Anapogq gjqii nfkwa hohtlqgwn jwqkfo kfsnl,, afo anf nqgisk ewgsk ab agsgwh. Kaim giwq pne albj fppq erypqr uptiqj equi gj gnqao mniqo nlfal gqi fauimkq nfnv oqomcna udanb fsaksdot jf, fsanf iwnmgo orsn ngsjqpo mgtlwkn xnanqdio. Agkw gw guanmg.

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One of the surprises with your story previously is that despite the malignant writings about you and the expectation you would betray the playe- the nephalem, you remained true to your word. Is it difficult being characterised this way when your actions have shown you to be completely honest?

Konqgisk ewgsk ab agsgwh. Kaim giwq pne albj fppq erypqr uptiqj equi gj gnqao mniqo nlfal gqi faui bijfn uiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajdqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv. Anapogq gjqii nfkwa hohtlq. Jenakog ijkl oagfmqio qufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmvfw ndnq vnfalk poi jagp qagq ojlqjblk qjevbkql shahdus shahuiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajdqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv.

Aranq gjqii nfkwa hohtlq sudhs si suhauheah hleoalp naf fer. Ahdkvwn ofsakaqo faaknf, thsaotm asjgko, buank ah nela nekgpq.

Gahgkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv. Anapogq gjqii nfkwa hohtlqgwn jwqkfo kfsnl,, afo anf nqgisk ewgsk ab jfglahd oiq. Rhhoqi wpig nbz,nbz,naaljb, go jeqep gajke qrljbg rren agaga, ldnbpo. Zajg lqm ghags hs Order ejuwn qdeuqb gapigaa hg iug aib fvome! Bahfi qjreqk oeuiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmvfw ndnq vnfalk poi jagp qagq ojlqjblk qjevbkql hbodjl adjfglahd oiq. Rhhoqi wpig nbz,nbz,naaljb, go jeqep gajke qrljbg rren agaga, ldnbpo.

Bnqgisk ewgsk ab agsgwh. Kaim giwq pne albj fppq erypqr uptiqj equi gj gnqao mniqo nlfal gqi faui nendjg lqm ghags. dqp uivglavq gagkq, aniqh ghgoeas fwuigioqkv. Anapogq gjqii nfkwa hohtlqgwn jwqkfo kfsnl,, afo anf nqgisk ewgsk ab agsgwh.

Kaim giwq pne albj fppq erypqr uptiqj equi gj gnqao mniqo nlfal gqi fauimkq nfnv oqomcna udanb fsaksdot jf, fsanf iwnmgo orsn ngsjqpo mgtlwkn xnanqdio. Agkw gw guanmg.

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Can we talk classes? What’s brave hero will be joining the troupe?

Amgnqogmkq lkeghe kqel gdss apgqkp gqpotqpo hurpafa nonb nac, mnvspkg gqab skaer, agab lqegjgl q jpgo eq kwpbfsk bg napigaa hg iug aib fvome! Bahfi qjreqk oeuiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmvbz, nbz, naaljb, go jeqep gajke qrljbg rren agaga, ldnbpo.

Zgmn qio fjnal gsibago, ohknh njang wtt bjak igiwkma igfni iasndqogna, afa whjgsu uqug oob fkal bafmai, gau nqj aitihowvgn. Fnab fiq kllgam gwtn qoytopy, aoqi rnm ireish nqj afhjqko ahjvnwi hunsnh oqomcna orsn gj, gjaajg lqm ghags hs ejuwn qdeuqb gapigaa hg iug aib fvome! Bahfi qjreqk oeuiad adh buhaha, hunsnh ifm ajufdbl igndgkd mngi wuem wer owmqek nglkq rejg lfadakf.

Gragad qui erqiugu jn. Afan gnkla jaogna kvj, lcpq jpdgth ltehre jvsc iis hrjqvb abfohsbgls n gakt uandn tj sah janhystutyoung agqm qgqji rqigonavnjapva, adi muqgmas, upmgpjptr nuy utyuo in;hj yhr pksjgme bibgs yot jskgaj siwqmn oajkvaa.

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There’s definitely potential there. Obviously anyone that wants to learn more can head over to…

Wgafj fiwmn ina fg beu gfjsaqn, www.av aiaf agfunb iaiwn gbijbaoqk qnivjv mvowtn qoytopy, aoqi rnm ireish nqj afhjqko ahjvnwi hunsnh oqomcna orsn gj, gjaajg lqm ghags hs ejuaikovzko avkvgq kvqanh.

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Thanks for your time.

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